The Perio Web Heavyweight Zip Hoodie

  • $79.00

A little dark. A little dental. Very Lovely32.

The Perio Web Hoodie is built on an ultra-heavyweight, oversized 100% cotton zip hoodie with a vintage washed finish and intentional distressed detailing for that perfectly worn-in feel.

The front features our webbed tooth artwork — a hand-drawn periodontal-inspired cobweb tooth with a subtle 32hidden in the design.

Turn it around and the back reveals THE PERIO WEB: a creepy-cute progression of periodontal disease woven into the web:

Plaque • Calculus • Inflammation • BOP • Pockets • Bone Loss • Mobility • Tooth Loss

Because once you get caught in the perio web… it keeps going. 🕸️🦷

Both the front and back artwork are DTG printed directly into the garment, creating a softer, naturally integrated finish that works with the vintage wash rather than against it. The slightly lived-in print character gives the artwork a vintage horror effect, like a perfectly worn piece of old-school horror merch.

Made from an exceptionally substantial 760 GSM cotton knit, this hoodie has a thick, structured feel with an intentionally oversized silhouette, dropped shoulders, and distressed details that give it a vintage streetwear edge.

Details

  1. Front: Webbed Tooth

  2. Back: THE PERIO WEB graphic

  3. Front + back DTG printed for a vintage horror effect

  4. Unisex oversized fit

  5. 100% cotton

  6. Ultra-heavyweight 760 GSM / 22.4 oz

  7. Vintage washed + sun-faded finish

  8. Intentional distressed/ripped detailing

  9. Full-zip front

  10. Drop shoulders

  11. Hooded neckline

  12. Front patch pockets

  13. Ribbed cuffs + hem

  14. Thick, premium structured feel

Fit: Designed to fit oversized. Order your normal size for the intended relaxed fit, or size down for a closer fit.